Well after 4 glorious weeks living la vida loca, I can say with 100% certainty that I am now bored senseless. I actually got excited today when a telemarketer from Karachi called: "Fred" with thick accent: "Hello m'am (I hate 'm'am' by the way), how are you today? I'm calling from Quality Duct Cleaning..." Me: (Yay!! A well-mannered gentleman who cares about the air quality of my home and the cleanliness of my ducts) "Go on sir, I'm listening..." I didn't really want my ducts cleaned, but I was interested in hearing a great and compelling sales pitch. You see, I really miss using my gift-for-the-gab to entice others into buying whatever it is I sold in my former life as a home shopping expert and Host. It's certainly a specialized field and I could always boast, "that I'm only 1 of 13 people in the entire country doing this job!" So how did this career in TV start? People often ask...(if you didn...
Well...I try- try to get everything just perfectly so. From family to home, garden, cooking and beyond. Only problem is, well...nothing ever quite turns out the way I had hoped. I live by "almost": It almost fits, is almost edible, almost painted properly, almost deloused, almost safe... Will I ever get it right? Who knows. But along the way, it'll be anything but boring!